1. |
If It Were Real
04:07
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ANNOUNCER:
Please be advised that we will be
closing in ten minutes.
We hope you have enjoyed your visit
to the New Zealand Academy of Fine Arts:
RACHEL:
Well, that looks nice...
But I don't care.
I'm glued to my phone --
Alone, again.
It hasn't changed...
This isn't fair.
I'm staring in vain,
At painted men!
He said three o'clock,
Now it's nearly five;
What's wrong with everything alive?
I know they seem passé;
Just paintings on a wall.
But in them I see a world that's almost real,
A place where noble ideals can think and feel...
The brushstrokes are bold,
With a Turner-ish hue.
So what if they're old?
Doesn't make them untrue...
And they'd be thoughtful enough to check their phone,
Instead of leaving me stuck here all alone.
But they're all trapped in my head;
Just vapid dreams I project
Onto painted men!
He looks handsome,
Filled with feeling,
Even though he's just paint that's peeling.
He seems so tame,
Trapped in his frame.
But if he were real...
He'd be daring,
He'd be dashing;
He'd have actual romantic appeal!
I know that it's stale,
Like an old mythic tale,
But I bet one day he'll break free.
Then I'll see him,
Armour shining,
Looking just like my silver lining.
Then we'd talk alone,
Away from my phone.
And then there I'd be,
In a dream of my own.
I'd be happy,
There forever,
If it were real...
ANNOUNCER:
We are now closing in five minutes.
We hope you have enjoyed your
visit.
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2. |
Rachel at the Office
00:17
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3. |
Cuba Street
00:46
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4. |
Rachel at the Gallery
00:22
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5. |
Canvas No More
02:34
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RACHEL
So what's your plan, now that you're all flesh?
KNIGHT
Why, to live!
For 'tis false life to be this paint inanimate, affixed in languid
pose. Ah, but gaze upon me now!
Mine eye doth glow,
My voice doth soar;
Mine heart, 'tis mere canvas no
more!
Mine arms take arms.
My teeth, they teethe;
For mine sword, it can finally
unsheathe!
My strikes shall be swift
As my thoughts can arrive.
And so, what a gift
It is now to be truly alive!
RACHEL:
If you're going to act like an idiot, could you do it somewhere more
private?
Instrumental bit
KNIGHT
...Mine blows are too grand to
ignore!
I ne'er shall bow
My healthful brow,
For now am I canvas no more!
RACHEL
See? It's better when you have something to practice on.
KNIGHT
I do apologise, fair maid.
RACHEL
Don't worry about it. By the way, my name's Rachel.
KNIGHT
Oh. I am "A Knight of the Realm".
RACHEL
That's not a name.
KNIGHT
Then I've no need for names. I am
bespoke by chivalry.
RACHEL
How about Lionel?
KNIGHT
No.
RACHEL
Lancelot?
KNIGHT
No.
RACHEL
Jeff?
KNIGHT
Sir Jeff? It hardly suits.
The Knight thinks hard for a beat. There's a gleam in his
eye...
KNIGHT (CONT’D)
(with conviction)
Reginald!
MUSIC swells behind the Knight now known as REGINALD. RACHEL
is slightly disappointed.
RACHEL
(shrugs)
Fine, Reginald then.
REGINALD
This new-found name
Denotes my core;
Trite "Knight of the Realm" no
more!
'Tis so well-fit,
That I can see
The man I intend me to be!
I'll meet any foe
Who opposes my cause.
RACHEL
You won't let them go,
You'll defeat them without any
pause!
They turn to each other, sharing in the thought. MUSIC
builds...
REGINALD (SIMULTANEOUS)
New feelings grow;
For I feel sure
I've never felt this way
before!
I ne'er shalt bow,
My healthful brow,
For now I'm a painting
affixed on a canvas no more!
RACHEL (SIMULTANEOUS)
It feels so strange,
But I feel sure
I've never felt this way
before!
I don't know how,
But this I vow:
That now my dreams are to be
made out of canvas no more!
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6. |
Fanfare
00:06
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7. |
Lose Myself In The Past
00:21
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8. |
Cable Car
00:10
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9. |
Planetarium
00:56
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ANNOUNCER:
This is the Milky Way Galaxy.
And here we are, on Earth. A small planet in an inconceivably vast
galaxy, which is just one of many galaxies in the observable
universe. Beyond the reach of our eyes, vast and beautiful spectacles take place.
Spectacles like this!
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10. |
'Tis You
02:26
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REGINALD
(verse)
Life gazed at me,
With lifeless eye;
It passed me by,
'Till thine eye met mine.
I ne’er could dream,
Nor hold mine blade;
Mere paint displayed,
Till you made me shine.
(refrain)
If ever I feel alive,
‘Tis you, ‘tis you.
If ever I thrive, ‘tis you.
If ever I have a dream,
‘Tis you, ‘tis you.
If ever I gleam, ‘tis you.
I never awoke,
Nor reasoned, or spoke;
I never could see,
Till you saw life in me.
So, if ever I start to love,
‘Tis you, ‘tis you.
If ever I love, ‘tis you!
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11. |
The Knight on My Couch
08:44
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RACHEL
So, the "Knight of the Realm"
Is the Knight on my Couch;
And, oh, he's impossibly hot!
With courtly chic,
And a painted physique --
Plus God knows what else he's
got...
And whenever we talk
I can say what I think,
With nary a quizzical glare.
From Keats and Poe
To Millais and Rousseau,
I know that he'll stay all there.
My neuroses grow terse
In his gallant caress,
So I'm free to express my desires;
Those sensual fires,
That I used to repress
Shall explode in a sea of verse!
God, I hope he's no slouch,
That cultured Knight on my couch.
Instrumental break
PAUL
...So I told them to take a hike.
RACHEL
I thought you'd like lecturing. You do plenty of it to me...
PAUL
Yes, but that's different. I hate public speaking... unless I'm
winning something.
RACHEL
Aren't you giving that tour
tomorrow?
PAUL
The ramblings of an old man hardly constitute a lecture.
Besides, it's my last chance to be important
before I fade into obscurity.
RACHEL
You're being melodramatic. You'll live on in the archives.
PAUL
(sarcastic)
I can't wait.
The VAMP comes back as it was before. AMBIENT SOUNDS fade
down; Paul continues whinging (silently) while Rachel turns
away and sings...
RACHEL
But it's hardly his sex
That defines his allure,
For, oh, is it far more acute.
My wistful dreams,
With their mid-century themes,
Are finally not so moot!
As we share of our lives
With unbridled delight,
I'll finally feel like I'm young;
His joie de vivre
Shall discreetly retrieve
The source of my sturm und drang!
And I won't be afraid
Of a tender romance,
But I'll still be appealingly real:
I won't make some spiel
Over who wears the pants,
And I'll still call a spade a spade.
And he won't be a grouch,
That gallant Knight on my Couch!
PAUL
Can you lend me a hand, Rachel?
Rachel goes to help him.
RACHEL
Look, you're becoming a museum piece already.
PAUL
Ha, Ha.
MUSIC fades out. AMBIENT SOUNDS rise...
Reginald is attempts to write poetry in the park.
REGINALD
(frustrated)
My star was not born under a
rhyming tree!
JEROME
(casually walking by)
Rhyming planet.
REGINALD
What?
JEROME
"I was not born under a rhyming
planet, nor I cannot woo in
festival terms." You know, from Much Ado About Nothing.
REGINALD
Much Ado about Nothing?
JEROME
It's a play.
REGINALD
I know not of this well-titled
play. Doth it bespeak my current
state of woe?
JEROME
Are you in love?
Reginald nods.
JEROME (CONT’D)
Then yeah.
Jerome sees Reginald's poetry.
JEROME (CONT’D)
Mind if I have a look?
He leans over behind Reginald, looking intent.
JEROME (CONT’D)
The verse is solid, but the paint
imagery's a bit much.
REGINALD
(defensive)
It was my state until quite recently!
JEROME
I'm just saying. Maybe some
variety would be good...
Reginald sees his point.
REGINALD
Still, I think there is some merit
in this...
Reginald holds up the paper. MUSIC ENTERS.
REGINALD (song)
My maid is as fair as a fresh-painted rose,
And sweet as a luminous crest.
Her love shall be true as a portrait's ripose,
Until we are both laid to rest.
It ends on a MINOR CHORD. Jerome winces a little.
JEROME
That's really depressing.
REGINALD
Why, no it is profound! For how can love be spoken of without a little sorrow?
JEROME
You wrote a bad poem, so you call
it 'profound' - it's the oldest trick in the
book.
REGINALD
Well, I should like to see you do better!
JEROME
She floats on wings of silken grace,
Her beauty plain to all who see.
Your charms have pierced my lovelorn face,
So please float down, my Emily.
REGINALD
'Tis...adequate. The final rhyme is
strained.
JEROME
She thought it was pretty good.
REGINALD
I'm sure 'tis good enough for thy
common wench, but my Rachel is not
among that number!
Suddenly, Reginald has an idea.
REGINALD (CONT’D)
Perhaps this new-spun verse shall
do the trick...
My Rachel is sweet,
My Rachel is fair;
Am I fair enough for her?
My verse is so stiff
That my songs all despair,
But still I'm in love with her.
The final CHORD rolls. Jerome is a little impressed.
JEROME
Actually, that was better.
Reginald looks pleased. MUSIC BUILDS. Jerome takes a seat, and they start working on the poem together...
Back to Rachel. The initial VAMP returns (in a slightly altered fashion):
RACHEL
So, tonight I'll head home
Knowing someone is there,
And then -- maybe dinner for two?
Then I'll learn what it's like
To be part of a pair,
And build on the Rachel I knew.
I'll be partly in sync
With contemporary life,
And not live just through archives and books.
I'll see how it looks
As my daydreams grow rife,
And to hell with what people think!
So, I'll lay out a plan
So I can jump
Maybe tonight...
That perfect Knight on my Couch!
Rachel walks off whistling as the song FADES OUT.
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12. |
Clothes Store
00:11
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13. |
Worrying
00:30
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14. |
Home Alone
00:36
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15. |
Here and Now
02:01
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RACHEL
Here and now I've always run from,
To find myself in 'then'.
Here and now felt trite and fleeting,
While 'then' seemed quietly zen.
Cloistered away, I found my domain:
Making the past make sense.
Free and secure, I'd simply abstain,
Safe from the present tense.
But here and now, I'm done with running,
So without much Ado;
Here and now is finally here,
And what I want, here and now, is you...
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16. |
Wellington Morning
00:31
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17. |
Sonnet
01:15
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REGINALD
My love, how deep thy beauty stirs affection;
It comes not from a coat of painted gloss,
But rather springs from perfect imperfection
Unaffected as knolls of fitful moss:
The subtle marks that gently speck thy face,
And kindred moles that frame thy honest form
Bespeak a character with such a grace
That a once-frigid soul might now feel warm.
I wish my features could return in kind
The compound natures that shape thy beauty,
But I am simple gloss of simple mind,
A character bound by terms of duty.
So through this rigid verse I vainly strive
To match thy heart, and make my love alive.
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18. |
Sinfonietta
00:32
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19. |
Turning to Paint
00:13
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20. |
My Soul Shall Not Bend
03:39
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REGINALD (intro)
I shall not yield to this false,
petty fate!
RACHEL (intro)
Didn't you hear Paul? It's not
about what we want.
The song begins.
REGINALD
My soul shall not bend
To a painter's ideal
For I am in charge of my fate
While I am real!
Reginald steps over to Rachel...
REGINALD (CONT’D)
No canvas shall check
My dreams or desires.
Reginald boldly kisses Rachel on the cheek.
REGINALD (CONT’D)
My soul shall not bend...
He gestures defiantly to show he's still 'all flesh'. Rachel
is dazed. She wants to believe him so badly, but...
RACHEL
That doesn't count.
REGINALD
Why not?!
RACHEL
It wasn't for love. You were
proving a point.
Reginald looks dejected.
RACHEL (CONT’D)
Besides, it was only on the cheek.
He takes her by surprise and kisses her full on the
lips. It's undoubtedly romantic, and sure enough, he turns to
PAINT.
He tries to hide it, but Rachel notices. They break off -- Reginald backs away ashamedly.
RACHEL (CONT’D)
(consoling)
Reginald...
REGINALD
Please spare me thy pity,
And thy maidenly sigh,
For I shall fight 'gainst this
curse till I should die!
But I must prevail
Where others may fail,
For that's what I'm painted to do!
He catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, and walks
over.
REGINALD (CONT’D)
(mockingly)
My soul shall not bend!
He strikes a mock-defiant pose.
REGINALD (CONT’D)
Ha!
He leans in to mock his mirror counterpart but stops short, looking disconsolate.
The MUSIC becomes softer and higher as Rachel gets up and
walks towards him. He watches her through the mirror.
RACHEL
There's still time. We can figure
this out together.
REGINALD
What can we do? I must refuse my
fate, yet I have not the power to
change it.
RACHEL
But what do you really want,
Reginald?
REGINALD
You know. I yearn for new experience, yet I
must be destroyed in finding it.
RACHEL
But...
REGINALD
No. I must resign myself to my
fate.
He pulls away again. Rachel, defeated, turns away. She looks
at her books.
The MUSIC changes tentatively -- Rachel begins to form an
idea...
She walks over to the bookshelf. The MUSIC settles into a
vamp.
RACHEL
(song)
Just stay here and read,
You'll find what you need,
Unscathed by the chaos out there.
Your soul can be free
If you'll stay with me,
Exploring the stories in here.
You'll have grand adventures
And feel new emotions,
But all at a healthy remove.
Just stay here with me...
She walks over to Reginald.
RACHEL (CONT’D)
I know it's not perfect, but at least it's a life. You'll still get to learn new things.
She tries to offer him a book. Reginald considers for a beat,
then...
REGINALD
No.
The MUSIC returns to the opening vamp. Reginald resumes his
defiant stance.
REGINALD
I cannot live life
Confined by a wall;
I live to the fullest or else not at all.
And I shall prevail
Where others would fail,
For I am a "Knight of the Realm!"
He triumphantly unbuckles his neck armour, and changes his hair.
REGINALD (CONT’D)
My soul shall not bend!
He takes her by the hand.
REGINALD (CONT’D)
(more intense)
My soul shall not bend!
He kisses her on the lips. Nothing happens.
REGINALD (CONT’D)
(triumphant)
My soul shall not bend!
A Triumphant FANFARE comes in as Reginald kisses her more
fully. Rachel is buying into it as well.
He breaks off as the final CHORD comes. Suddenly he turns to
PAINT.
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21. |
Aftermath
00:24
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22. |
He'll Always Be With You
02:02
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PAUL
He’ll always be with you,
In every glance, or sigh.
No matter what you try,
You never truly say goodbye.
He’ll always console you,
When you are feeling low.
You'll burn with a rosy glow,
As he cuts through your thoughts of
woe:
You'll fondly recall the times that you had,
Even those that were mostly bad.
Then, with a start, you will suddenly smile,
Knowing it was all worthwhile…
Yes, he’ll always be with you,
Although he’s long been gone.
And, then, you can slowly move on,
For you know he’ll still be with
you on and on…
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24. |
Dream Sequence
04:11
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25. |
'Tis You (reprise)
01:58
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RACHEL
(verse)
Life gazed at me,
With lifeless eye;
It passed me by,
'Till thine eye met mine.
I ne’er could dream,
Nor hold mine blade;
Mere paint displayed,
Till you made me shine.
(refrain)
If ever I feel alive,
‘Tis you, ‘tis you.
If ever I thrive, ‘tis you.
If ever I have a dream,
‘Tis you, ‘tis you.
If ever I gleam, ‘tis you.
I never awoke,
Nor reasoned, or spoke;
I never could see,
Till you saw life in me...
Reginald steps towards the painting. The MUSIC takes over as he slowly becomes part of his canvas once more...
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26. |
Finale
01:12
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Riddell Productions Wellington, New Zealand
Riddell Productions was founded in 2014 by Stephen & Amanda Riddell.
Stephen is a folk
singer-songwriter and sound engineer who plays piano, guitar and harmonica.
Amanda is a virtuosa guitarist and composer who enjoys playing show music from the golden age of Broadway.
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